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Today, Sarah Palin said that environmentalists are to blame for the oil spill. Take a moment, and read that sentence again.

Some Greenpeace hippie, sitting outside, making out with trees, and smelling like sewer, is to blame for the countless dead animals and millions of oil polluting our ocean. Right..."

My first thought was to get mad. How stupid of a comment was that? Then my second thought was, "Well, it is Sarah Palin." That made me laugh. But my third thought was, "Wait, this could be helpful!"

For example, I can blame scientists for not inventing fat-melting Twinkies, causing me to eat fatty Twinkies, causing me to be fat! Thanks a lot, a-holes.

We can blame 9/11 on the American government and the fact that they wouldn't give terrorists everything they wanted. Whew, that makes me feel better.

And if I had herpes, I could blame my herpes on my former friend Billy who wouldn't let me take his girlfriend out one night so instead, I had to take her lame friend. But thank goodness I don't have herpes and only crabs.

But Palin has such a following, you know this is going to gain traction. From now on, in every oil spill conversation, someone is going to blame it on environmentalists. Wait. So maybe... maybe she is a genius. Maybe she and dry ice are similar...

See, dry ice is incredibly cold. So cold, that it is hot. Sarah Palin is stupid. But, maybe she's so stupid that she's genius. She knows that she is stupid, but knows her power. She can get people to talk. Like this article for example. She beat me. Her stupidity got me to write this blog. My God... the power she holds.