Posted on December 10 at 10:09 p.m.Suggest removal

Hi! Hyper-Liberal here. I'm distressed that Obama is not nearly as liberal as promised. He's about the level of George Bush Sr.

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Posted on December 10 at 12:49 p.m.Suggest removal

I don't get "You probably don't have kids."
As college students, we are not expected to have kids. It's like asserting you're not as busy as you think you are because you don't work in a coal mine in the 20s. No one expects you to work in a coal mine in the 20s. You don't think that you work in a coal mine in the 20s. I think I'm as busy as a college student with a load of final projects to finish and final exams to study for. And I'm right.

BUT RPANTS, YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS AND WRITE A STRANGELY LONG AND PASSIONATE RESPONSE.

It's called procrastination. I will make up for it with a lack of rest later, making me MORE busy.

Screw you, Mr. Desk. If I ever see you around campus, I'll yell "HEY! Opinion! Don't judge me!" Then I'll... I don't know... hit you or something.

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Posted on December 10 at 12:02 p.m.Suggest removal

I think Boston Legal should definitely be on here.

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Posted on December 10 at 11:49 a.m.Suggest removal

I assume theists believe it's not cheating, as they are using a resource they will constantly have access to, no different than their memories.

Alright, slightly off topic, stay with me here. If learning is the process of creating pathways in your brain, and this is on some level a physical change, then how is tattooing a timeline of Western Civilization to the underside of your arm any different?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some tattoos to get and an argument to prepare regarding academic misconduct.

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Posted on December 10 at 11:39 a.m.Suggest removal

This could have been shorter, and less judgemental. Maybe if the focus had been more on "LOL I'm an idiot!" instead of "Kiosk workers are the DEVIL..."

Come to think of it, this should be an FML post, not an opinion column.

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Posted on December 10 at 11:31 a.m.Suggest removal

Once I was raped by a polar bear.

Except I wasn't.

BUT SOMEONE COULD HAVE BEEN.

ACP Award, plz.

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