And the award for "Biggest Narcissist" goes to Travis Grogan! It's hard to imagine your response, Mr. Grogan, and even if one could it would most certainly depend on the current status of your ego. Let us try.
"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award. I'd say it's the most amazing thing I've ever had, but my professional writing skills already hold that honor. I'd like to thank myself for all my hard work and egocentrism. Without my disregard for human life, my lack of mediation between the id and reality, or my hair, I never would have made it this far. God knows---no, let me rephrase that---reason dictates that all other viewpoints are null and void when I come into the picture."
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And the award for "Biggest Narcissist" goes to Travis Grogan! It's hard to imagine your response, Mr. Grogan, and even if one could it would most certainly depend on the current status of your ego. Let us try.
"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award. I'd say it's the most amazing thing I've ever had, but my professional writing skills already hold that honor. I'd like to thank myself for all my hard work and egocentrism. Without my disregard for human life, my lack of mediation between the id and reality, or my hair, I never would have made it this far. God knows---no, let me rephrase that---reason dictates that all other viewpoints are null and void when I come into the picture."
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