The second-most important issue on the minds of the OU community was put to rest Monday when Bob Stoops announced that he will be returning to grace our sidelines for another year, quelling any talk that he was on his way to Notre Dame.  READ MORE

I have been pleading with my mother ever since I left home to come to college with me and monitor every decision I make to ensure that I am being responsible. Every time I ask, she brings up that time I claimed to have walked the dog (I didn’t!) and turns me down.   READ MORE

Hey guys! Sorry to bother you, but I know our midterm is next week (Tuesday? Clarify pls.) and unfortunately I’ve missed the last month of class due to [swine flu/death in family/death in friend’s family/death of Dumbledore/my cocaine addiction] and wouldn’t someone be so kind as to [send me all of their notes/tell me what is on the test/take the test for me]? Thanks, I really owe ya one!  READ MORE

Our long and arduous wait finally came to an end Sept. 28 — with much fanfare, OU IT unveiled its newest creation, the oZONE online “portal.”  READ MORE

Saturday, Sept. 26 has been looming like the Grim Reaper on the minds of many of the nation’s brightest college students for months now.  READ MORE

When the third-ranked Sooners rolled into Jerry Jones’ football palace last Saturday with roughly sixty thousand devoted followers in tow, the game against Brigham Young University merely seemed like a formality.  READ MORE

Full disclosure: I’m a selfish person, a curmudgeon far beyond my years.   READ MORE