Eli Hull
Eli Hull is a broadcast and electronic media junior. Although he is almost certainly going into a field that will not pay well and will lead to a life of poverty, Eli chooses to look past the darkness that is his immediate future and, instead, looks forward to a glorious retirement where he will spend his lazy days sitting on the porch of his quaint little house in an upper-middle class neighborhood, playing chess with other old retired people and yelling at the children who whiz by on their hover scooters (because it will be fifty years in the future. duh.) Until then, Eli will mope around the newsroom as he takes pictures and makes videos for The Man.
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