Dear University of Texas at Austin,
We're not going to lie, we're tired of writing this column. Year-in and year-out, we dominate the column and the game, so this year we decided to do something a little different.
We're going to let our Heisman Trophy winner and No. 1 overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft Baker Mayfield speak for us:
"You come to Oklahoma to beat Texas. I was born and raised in Austin, they didn't recruit me. (I) grew up 15 minutes from their campus — can't stand 'em. Anything they do, I don't care...
"I can't stand them. Just no. End of story."
The University of Oklahoma