It’s hard to approach the subject of contraception without sounding like a high school health teacher. By now, most of us should have learned that there are many different types of contraception.

There are prescription options, such as the many different types of birth control pills. There are patches, rings, diaphragms, shots and intrauterine devices — oh my! These are all products for women that are easily obtained from a doctor. Some people are uncomfortable discussing birth control with their doctors, so another option is to take a trip to Planned Parenthood for a birth control consultation.

Over-the-counter contraception includes the female condom, the sponge (which conjures up images of Elaine from “Seinfeld” trying to choose sexual partners based on their “sponge-worthiness:” decidedly unsexy), spermicide and the ever-popular male condom.

Condoms are cheap and easy to find and use. For most sexually active people in our age group, condoms are the only form of contraception that matters. This is why UOSA is currently considering proposing condom machines to be placed in each dorm basement. As of now, the only places you can get condoms on campus are the Women’s Outreach Center and Goddard Health Center.

More access to condoms on campus is absolutely imperative. Condom machines in the dorms would ensure more privacy (let’s face it, buying condoms or grabbing them from those bowls can be a little embarrassing) and more safe sex on campus. That can only be good.

And while we’re on the topic of condoms, anyone who is sexually active should be carrying condoms with them. It’s not solely the responsibility of the man or the woman, but both parties should be responsible for their sexual safety.

I’ve heard some people say it’s the man’s job to carry condoms. I’ve also heard if a woman carries condoms, she appears slutty. This is just an example of a ridiculous double standard that shouldn’t exist. Anyone carrying condoms is smart and prepared; it’s not a reflection of one’s sexual behavior.

And while we’re dispelling myths, I do find it important to point out that pulling out is not an effective method of contraception! Pre-ejaculate fluid contains sperm, and even if a man ejaculates outside of the vagina, there is still a chance that semen could enter.

Additionally, contraception’s sole purpose isn’t to prevent unwanted pregnancies; it also prevents the spread of STIs. This means contraception is relevant in the sex lives of homosexuals as well. Just because gay and lesbian sex can not lead to pregnancy doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply!

And for those times when something goes wrong (the condom breaks, falls off or wasn’t there in the first place), there is the Plan B pill.

There’s no excuse not to be safe, no matter whom you are having sex with.