EDITOR’S NOTE: The Daily’s Tyler Branson and Brittany Burden answer questions concerning the Medieval Fair this weekend. You can submit your own questions at our Facebook group, “OU Daily Advice.”
I'm kind of attracted to this carnie who is dressed up like Jack Sparrow. Should I ask him out later?
Tyler: Well, you know what they say, you give a carnie an inch, he stalks you until the police get involved. I guess it depends on just how attractive this Sparrow look-alike really is. Even so, give him your friend's number and see what happens with her first.
Brittany: Hey, I think that the Medieval Fair is all about taking chances, so go for it. But, if he asks you to kiss him, just say no and walk away slowly.
Which would make me feel worse about myself — a funnel cake or a giant turkey leg?
Tyler: None of them. You should eat them both. At the same time. The great thing about the medieval fair is that, no matter how bad or gluttonous you think you are, there are always going to be people there worse off than you, walking around somewhere. So you go ahead and stuff your face with an indian taco and wash it down with syrup. And take refuge in the fact that, unlike the person in front of you in line for that indian taco, you don’t have to use a crane to get into the car.
Brittany: I’d just go for the turkey leg. It's too delicious to pass up. Especially if it’s the size of your head.
I saw a man walking his child on a leash at the fair. Should I call the cops, or is that normal?
Tyler: It's a false alarm. Do not call the cops. They actually exist: Child leashes. Just type them in google. It makes perfect sense actually. Because, after having children, who wants to go through the pains and tribulations of actually having to physically look after them, when instead you could just hold on to a rope while they do whatever it is that children do? Just make sure not to eat the end of the leash as you're stuffing your face with fried Twinkies.
Brittany: It's normal, it's just weird. Maybe you should call the cops? For fun?
-Tyler Branson is an english senior.
-Brittany Burden is an english senior.
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