NORMAN, OK The University of Oklahoma is beginning the process of asserting a fee fee into its tuition at the start of the 2005 Fall Semester.

Adding to the large list of fees already added to the ever-growing tution, the fee fee will be used in order to compensate those who take the time to type out the fees into the computers and print off the forms discussing the fees.

The new fee will help those out who are helping the campus out, said Regina Hardaway, a financial aid advisor. Sure, those people are getting paid hourly wages, but the time and physical cost that they must endure by typing out the fees, placing them on bills and printing out the tuition forms is much greater than the pay they recieve.

The new fee fee will cost OU students $45.25. Outrage is already forming around sects of students. New Facebook groups, fee fee is retarded, Ill show you my fee fee! and fee fee is the second worst day ever! We need alcohol! have popped up within the last few days. Ryan Stevens, a linguistics major who runs the third group mentioned, does not approve of the new fee.

Yo, this is fiddlesticks! Stevens said. Weve already gots to pay too many fees. Let me guess, theyre going to add a paper folding and enveloping fee soon, also?

Hardaway refused to either confirm or deny Stevens guess.
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